Just a piece of friendly advice

You know how every political scandal gets "-gate" affixed to it? Well, if you're a politician who's going to do something shady/illegal/immoral/unethical please make sure that it in no way involves "gate" or "water". Don't be like Hillary and make shady deals in the Whitewater Development Corp., ("Whitewater-gate" writes itself) Don't be Richard Nixon. And, if you're going to procure bribes and hookers to a congressman, do not, under any circumstances, do it at a little hotel called the Watergate. Please. Thatisall.